dimanche 1 mars 2015

Bringing children like English people, easy !

Hi, Indians ! You want to come in England and you want to become a very british parent. That is for you.

Food, first. From 0 to 5 years, you must be careful to make them tall and taller. So you feed them with lots of adds : more calcium, more energy, more vitamins... Then you realise that they become big and bigger. So you feed them with lots of lights : coca light, light biscuits, light milk...
Autonomy, second. When your baby is becoming three, sent him at nanny's home. When he is becoming 2 years old, sent him at school. When your children becoming thirty years old, keep them at home. They are still young...
Third, activities. Goods parents have to make painting, drawing, dancing, crawling, jogging, reading and ridding with their children. Then, they have to go to the doctor saying : « I 'm worrying about my child. I think that he is suffering from hyperactivity. »

To be a modern parent, two things. First, mistakes. Second, repairing them. Easy, no ? So catch the plane !